Alright you lily-livered polecat—draw!
Were there fast gun artists in the old west? Sugar Guns? Quick as the blink of an eye? Hollywood would have us think so.
I’m visualizing two steely-eyed antagonists facing off in
the street, hands hovering over their shootin’ irons and honoring the code of
the west—waiting for the other to make the first move. Both have killed men. Neither have a drop of sweat on their
palms. Confident. Deadly.
Waiting.
Then, someone like Val Kilmer totally blows out all your
nerve endings and turns your legs to jelly with his little smirk and famous,
“Say when.” Or, Clint Eastwood saying, “Well?
You going to pull them pistols, or whistle Dixie?”
Along about this point the bad guy realizes
the challenge issued wasn’t a real good idea. It’s not going to end well.
Reading accounts and journals of “Ye Olde West”, the
stylized standoff in the middle of the street rarely happened. The better
question is why should it?
Now, all you old west gun experts don’t start railing on me. There were a plethora of firearms for just
about every desired use. These are the firearm’s
I’m choosing to talk about. Run of the
mill, readily available shootin’ irons.
The cap and ball pistols, and later brass cartridges
conversions, were heavy and cumbersome. A
case in point is my .44 mag pictured here.
It’s close in size and weight to older cap and ball pistols and weighs
in at three pounds and change. Until the
shorter barreled pistols came on the market, the longer pistols like the Dragoon
Colt and Remington were just plain hard to get out of your holster, pants, or
coat pocket in any kind of hurry. If you
thought a gun was going to be needed, like as not it was already in your
hand.
Folks carried pistols in a variety of ways, because for most
it was a tool, for varmints and such—or an occasional runaway horse. If you’re dumped from the saddle and your
boot is caught in the stirrup, you better hope you can get to your pistol. Not that I’ve ever read of that happening
except in fiction.
But when it comes to arguments between men it’s like the adage
says, “don’t strap it on unless you’re willing to use it—don’t use it unless
you’re prepared to kill.” And, that
could happen by accident. Think of
trying to shoot the gun out of the hand of your opponent, happens all the time
in the movies, right?
Well, a little harder trigger pull might move the barrel of
your gun over a fraction and you’ve just punched his ticket--or missed! And pistols have something called recoil,
especially shooting one-handed. Or, you might start fanning the hammer and hit
him, his uncle Jake, three bystanders standing by the saloon, and the team
mascot right in the butt. Is that six? Of course, you might miss them all.
However, even with the inception of Sam Colt’s finest—all
men are not created equal. I’m sure
there were plenty of lawmen and outlaws whose eye-hand coordination was a sight
to see, unless it was the last thing you saw.
But, did it really happen like Marshal Dillon on Gunsmoke? Rarely.
Some accounts tell of troublemakers showing up saying they’re going to
kill some dirty scoundrel, or what they’ll do if he shows up. Typically called a loudmouth—we’ve all seen
them. Then said scoundrel steps out of an alley with his
gun already drawn and shoots the poor misguided soul with no warning.
Unfair?
Depends on your point of view.
I can see it now.
A gunman steps out in the street with his Peacemaker .45 or
sheriff’s version—they’re short barreled and you can get them out fast. The other gunman is standing about fifty
yards away with a long barreled Dragoon, or Remington—maybe that Buntline
Special. Much more accurate. Not going to end well for the short barreled shootist. As a case in point:
GUNFIGHTERS OF THE OLD WEST
by Norman B. Wiltsey
From the 1967 Gun Digest
In his celebrated duel with Dave Tutt in
Springfield, Mo., in 1865, Wild Bill displayed the cool nerve and accurate
marksmanship his legion of admirers claim was always his. The
shootout even went off according to fictionalized protocol, to a degree.
After an argument each warned the other that the next time they met there’d be
powder burned.
Hickok
killed Tutt at an estimated range of 75 yards the next day; Bill on one side of
the town square, Dave on the other. Tutt, tensed and nervous, drew first and
got off 4 shots – all misses—before Bill, steadying his 1860 Army Colt with
both hands, fired one shot that drilled Tutt dead center.
That may have been a Dragoon Colt with a long barrel.
Or, maybe out steps Chuck Connors with his rifle. Well, that’s
not fair!
For more information on Hickock and Tutt you should mosey
over to Tom Rizzo’s blog page. http://tomrizzo.com/duel-to-death/ Or, his Facebook page. Good stuff either place. https://www.facebook.com/thomas.rizzo.writes
From
the marshal’s point of view, his job was to keep the peace and rid the town and
territory of riff raff... not engage in some kind of contest about who has
faster hands. It’s not a contest, nor a
game.
There were a lot of cranky lawmen and it wasn’t smart to say anything bad
about them that might catch their attention. Many bad guys and law officers alike were shot
in the back just for that reason.
But, it goes farther than that. Anyone going into harm’s way will tell
you—if they need someone to watch their back, they don’t care if that person
CAN shoot, how many trick shots they can make, or how proficient they are with
a firearm. Give me someone who WILL
shoot.
I think that was the difference between the normal citizen and the pistoleer. That line in their mind was
already crossed. While the
normal person was thinking should I draw,
the gunman was already doing it with no hesitation. He didn’t need to be fast.
This question is explored in my western Hallowed
Ground. Is it murder to kill a man that you know isn’t as fast or good, even if
they are trying to kill you?
You hear "he had his chance" bandied about. Did he?
You hear "he had his chance" bandied about. Did he?
A not so famous frontier character was Frank ‘Pistol Pete’
Eaton who reportedly killed eleven men
by the time he was sixteen. At seventeen
he was a U.S. Deputy Marshal working for Judge Parker out of Ft. Smith,
Arkansas. Just to the west of Ft. Smith,
the Missouri, Kansas and Texas Railroad (Farther north I think this was the
KATY) was the start of no-man’s land, or Indian Territory—later to be Oklahoma. Posters tacked on trees stated any law
officer would be killed on sight.
This outlaw territory was patrolled by Eaton, and the likes
of Heck Brunner, Bud Ledbetter, Grant Johnson, Bill Tilghman and sometimes Pat
Garrett. These men served warrants into
the territory frequently.
Quoting from the U. S. Marshals service: On April 15, 1872, eight deputy marshals were
shot and killed in what came to be known as the Going Snake Massacre, which
occurred in Tahlequah, Indian Territory.
In 1872 it was reported over a hundred marshals died serving
warrants in the territory. Some reports
put it at two hundred.
Now, I’m betting
the marshals that survived working in that country didn’t walk up to the bad guys and challenge them to
a shootout on a dusty street. I’m thinking
the outlaw was cut out of the herd, one way or another.
Logic tells me the lawman would have the
‘drop’ on them and give them a choice to surrender or die. Many times I’m betting there was no choice given
at all, since all they needed to take the outlaw off Judge Parker’s list was
provide some identification, in some cases even ears, as proof.
A Marine General said, “Anyone engaging the enemy in a fair
fight is showing a serious lack of preparation.” That would be a good rule for
‘way back then’, and today.
Think of James Garner in Support Your Local Sheriff. Now there was a man prepared. I can still see him blowing up Madam Orr’s
house. Or was that Support Your Local Gunfighter? Dunno.
Oh, by the way, Pistol Pete died at the ripe old age of 97. Does ‘ripe old age’ mean old folks start to
smell? I need to do a sniff test.
So there you are. That’s
fast. Real fast. Sugar guns.
In the blink of an eye.
Especially if the other guy is wondering if the loop is still over his
hammer.
Could those fast draws have been duplicated in the old
west? Maybe.
Maybe it depends on how scared they were.
Have a great day,
Darrel Sparkman resides in Southwest Missouri with his wife. Their three children and eleven grandchildren and great grands live nearby. His hobbies include gardening, golfing, and writing. In the past, Darrel served four years in the United States Navy, including seven months in Viet Nam as a combat search & rescue helicopter crewman. He also served nineteen years as a volunteer Emergency Medical Technician, worked as a professional photographer, computer repair tech, and along with his wife Sue, owned and operated a commercial greenhouse and flower shop. Darrel is currently retired and self-employed. He finally has that job that wakes you up every day with a smile
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Many thanks to Tom Rizzo for letting me steal part of one of his articles.